Retriever without Float-A-Pet asks, "What do I look like, Johnny Weissmuller?"

If you live in a flood-prone area, you've got to get one of these ingenious devices for your pet. Trick your doggie out in the Float-A Pet collar.  It's two gadgets in one: a water-sensing inflatable float and an LED locator. The collar lights up at night thanks to its solar powered LED lights. Your pooch will feel like he's got Batman's utility belt.

And get this: there's an integrated humidity sensor that triggers a CO2 cartridge to inflate the collar when submerged in water. Who invented this thing, Q?