Nubian Ibex Goat, graduate of the Albert Merrill Institute

A third-grader in Youngstown, Ohio has a pet goat with a thirst for higher education. The kid follows the kid to the school bus every morning and hops on.

If the children aren't learning anything in school, the administration certainly isn't going to let a goat do the same, so Nanny the goat has been barred from the bus.