Brown Fish Owl: Wiser than fish, wiser than you

Two-thirds of pets' humans say they understand the woofs, growls and howls of their furry housemates, according to an Associated Press-Petside.com poll. And 62 percent say when they speak to animals, the critters understand what they're saying.

More women than men think their pets know what they're talking about. Of course, most people think everyone knows what they're talking about, and they're wrong, especially the dunce in the next cubicle.