King Penguins just chillin'

We know the economy's in the tank, but this is some way to make a living. Penquins dressed as Santas take part in a mini-parade each day to promote Everland Park, a theme park near Seoul, South Korea. The little guys have to wear custom-made Santa costumes, which must make them real happy, especially when some dumb kid tries to sit on their laps.

Demeaning as this is, at least they don't have to smoke, like Willie the Kool Penguin.